doc humour

Chinese Proverbs, by Dr. Ooi Eng Hai

> Man who run in front of car get tired.
> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.
> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.


... aaand...

> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


XD XD XD
i'm sure that last one will be gus's fave =D

whoever said doctors can't be funny?this was from a medical journal, btw. =)