O.o"
aiyo... it was so weird... this is what happened...
ok..i was reading yi ling's blog... n this handsome guy just burst thru my locked bedroom door n frenched me!
ok... since now ur sitting up straight n really paying attention... this is what actually happened... ^.^
i was reading yi ling's blog n this is what it said...
Today, when we were practicing drama on stage.
Steph : Hey.......tell me.....can you lick your tongue?
Yi Ling : Well..of course..........*thinks*............EH......LICK MY WHAT????
Steph : Can you lick your tongue?
Abbi : Hahahaha...
Yi Ling : o_O ....lick my tongue?
Steph : Yeap......something like this *rolls tongue inwards and "licked" her tongue*
Yi Ling : Er....lemme try.....*licks tongue*
Steph : Yeap....haha...
Yi Ling : *keep on licking tongue like no ones bussiness*...HAHAHA..i can do it...
at this point i was already licking my own tongue... don't lie... i noe ur trying to do it too at this point!!! anyway, continuing the story...
Steph : I also can la...
Abbi : Well....you just officially french-ed yourself....
Yi Ling: O_O *nearly vomit blood*
Abbi : Wau....your first french kiss is with yourself....
Steph : Hahahahaha....
Yi Ling : o_o.......
yeah... got ya too eh? yucks... well, i hope tt 4 u at least, my dear reader, the first person u french isn't urself (tt is, if u didn't lick ur tongue earlier)
T.T
its too late 4 me..sigh.. i shall just go n dig a hole n hide in it 4 the rest of time...
actually, i think this is the best time to tell u all something... i have decided to be 'selfsexual'!!!
selfsexual means... loving urself n only urself... suits my needs quite nicely 4 now =) when i revert to being hetero, i shall tell u, k?
oh... n btw. i didn't come up with 'selfsexual'... yi ling did! she's damn smart la, tt gurl! she's a really good designer too! i want her to design a layout 4 this blog but she's like super busy n well...its not like she owes me or anything...hehe..so i guess i'll just hav to rely on blogskins 4 new layouts =)
ta!
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