je me rends

i am...


happy... coz now i know i'm not paranoid...


sad... coz now i know i'm not paranoid...


Jessica.... I am a two-faced bitch most of the time. Friends are friends, and enemies don't want to be my enemies. No one messes with me.... (this is according to a test based on characters from Heroes on Brainfall.com which u can take here)

milo and ali

a.k.a.

peter and jessica/nikki

a.k.a

(1/2 jilly) and (1/2 me)

o.O"

loving my pooh bear for unwittingly cheering me up by forwarding this...

RE: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in The flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. And Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?


Signed,
Desperate


Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm' and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 Update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

LOL!!!! thanx, dear! =)

smug... [spoiler if u haven't watched idol results] coz LA-not-KISsed-by-simon-cowell-this-week-SHA got kicked!! muahahahhaha! wafflicious foreva!!!! or at least till next week... ;)

not sure if i'm going for the a-levels ball... see la... if lotsa people from my batch r going, then i'll probably go too... and maybe if someone asks me.........

as yi ling likes to say...

dotdotdot

and

le sigh