when the light's out... it's less dangerous

here we are now...

ENTERTAIN US!

in short... i'm so bored i could cry! jill came over for heroes so today wasn't tt bad... but yesterday was terrible! i even went thru my yahoo email account!!! tt's how bad it was... [for those who don't get it... my yahoo account is where all the fwd mails go... the chain mail.. the junk.. and the non-urgent stuff... i haven't checked it since last year!!!]

i found some cool stuff though =D
check it out...

80% of M'sians going to UK to study law?


UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% ofMalaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe
in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian
comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...

LOL!

ok another one...

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month, in shah alam. Her name was Priya.she was hit by a lorry. i dont wanna mention the name of the college. She had a boyfriend named Shankar. He stays in Johor. Both of them were true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You could never see her without her handphone. She spent 3/4 of the day talking with Shankar. Both of them used Maxis.

Priya's family knew about their relationship. Shankar was very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her frens "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone". She also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, ppl couldn't carry her coffin. A lot of them tried to do so but still can't. Everybody tried to carry the coffin, but the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand (Pak Darin), who is a friend of her father. He took a seat and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". Then her friends told Darin bout her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the coffin and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the coffin.

It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All those who were present were shocked.

Priya's parents didnt inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. (Pity Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.

Shankar :...."Atte, I'm coming home 2day. Cook something nice for me. Don tell Priya that I'm coming home 2day. I wanna suprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell u something very important."

After he came to shah alam, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thought that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and said "Don't try to fool me. Tell Priya to come out. I have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".

Then they showed him the original death certificate. They gave him proof to make him believe.(Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar started shaking. Suddenly, his phone rang.

"See.. this is from Priya." He showed the phone to Priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard his conversation loud and clear. No cross lines, no humming. It was the actual voice of Priya & there was no way others could use her simcard since it was nailed inside the coffin and burnt with her. They were so shocked and asked for pak darin's help again. pak darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to solve this matter.

He & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they discovered one thing...

Tok Chen was sweating. His face was red .

"i just can't believe this. it's quite amazing" he said. " i didn't think that this could actually happen. unbelievable!

Oh My God! Maxis is the best line,ever. We can still keep in touch even when we're dead!! Talk about coverage!!! Best coverage ever!!! where can i get the SIMpack?!"

Moral of the story.........Maxis is the best lar .........

LOL!!! elsa, are you reading this? haha!!!!

ok.. enough for today.. i'll continue tmr. haih.. tmr... another day full of boredom! *yay* my mom is going for a courtcase... will anybody take me out? *puppy dog eyes..*

damn... my parents just informed me damansara is having a water cut tmr... damn...