in an alternate world, u can purchase skin in a box...
u take it out... use a rolling pin or ur hands to smooth it out to desired thickness...
dampen your face...
and apply the new skin...
it is called...
PLASTI-SKIN!!!
available in a multitude of colours, plasti-skin is designed to cover up skin impurities... it's affordable too! and if you ever get your make-up wrong, u can always roll out more skin!
you'll never have a 'major breakout' again!! (at least, no one else will know)...
you know... it's not that bad an idea... hmm..
who wants to buy plasti-skin?!
order now!!! *zillion megawatt smile*
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