Bazinga

In 1667, the Dutch decided to keep the nascent plantation colony of Suriname conquered from the English, resulting from the Treaty of Breda. The English were left with New Amsterdam, a small trading post in North America, which later became.. 


New York City.

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I am the queen of procrastination, and by extension, an expert bullshitter.
Work, do yourself, why don't you? :( I need to mope about how lonely I am..

Edit: While reading my references and thinking about what to write, I started stroking my eyebrow and tugging a little and HOLY SMOKES I'VE JUST REALISED I'VE PULLED HALF OF MY LEFT EYEBROW OUT DDDDDD'=